Dino Jokes Sure to Get A Jurassic Laugh

Get ready to ROAR with laughter on our dinosaur joke page, which is perfect for paleontologists of all ages visiting Moab Giants! Prepare for some truly Jurassic puns and Triassic trickery that are sure to tickle your funny bone. From clever Cretaceous cracks to Stegosaurus snickers, we’ve dug up the best dino-mite jokes this side of the Morrison Formation. So buckle up, buttercup, and get ready for a prehistoric punchline paradise!

Q: What do you call a fossil that just lies there?
A: Lazy Bones!

Q: Why don’t dinosaurs drive cars?
A: Because Tyrannosaurs wrecks! (Rex)

Q: What did the dinosaur say when he saw the volcano explode?
A: What a lavaly day!

Q: What’s a dinosaur’s favorite website?
A: Thesaurus

Q: Why did the Archaeopteryx catch the worm?
A: Because it was an early bird!

Q: What does a Triceratops sit on?
A: Its Tricera-bottom.

Q: What was T-rex’s favorite number?
A: Eight! (ate)

Q: Why did the Apatosaurus devour the factory?
A: Because she was a plant eater

Q: Why did the dinosaurs go extinct?
A: Because they wouldn’t take a bath!

Q: What do you call a dinosaur with no eyes?
A: Doyathinkysaurus! (Do you think he saw us)

Q: What did the female dinosaur call her blouse making business?
A: Try Sara’s Top

Q: Why did the dinosaur cross the road?
A: The chicken wasn’t around yet!

Q: What kind of materials do dinosaurs use for the floor of their homes?
A: Rep Tiles

Q. Why can’t you hear a pterosaur using the bathroom?
A. Because the “p” is silent!

Q. What is a dinosaur’s least favorite reindeer?
A. Comet!

Q: What do you get if you cross a pig with a dinosaur?
A: Jurassic Pork

Q: Why did the Apatosaurus devour the factory?
A: Because she was a plant eater

Q: Why did T-Rex’s girlfriend break up with him?
A: Because he said he only loved her “this much” (with his tiny arms spread wide).

Q: What kind of dinosaur can you ride in a rodeo?
A: A Bronco-saurus!

Q: What do you get when you cross a dinosaur with fireworks?
A: DINOMITE!

Q: Which dinosaur slept all day?
A: The dino-snore!

Q: What was the scariest prehistoric animal?
A: The Terror-dactyl!

Q: What do you call a polite Dinosaur?
A: A Pleaseyosaur

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